If your job ads aren’t pulling, maybe you’re writing them wrong. Here is one of our recent job postings, translated by Gizoogle to match a, um, younger generation:
Database Designa
SOS Technical has an immediate need fo` a Database Designa fo’ sho’. Our client has an external web site focused on gangsta interaction. The site has grown over tha years ratha quickly n now they need a Database Designa ta go bizzle n perform some clean up mah nizzle. Behind tha scenes is Postgres databizzles T-H-to-tha-izzat is tha foundation of mizzy of tha site. This is where our client needs assistance. They is straight trippin’ fo` logical design skills where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin’. Specifically, someone ta spend a couple of weeks summariz’n tha total database design fo’ sho’. Tizzle mackin’ wit someone else, ta begin changes in database normalizizzles table design, view design, etc. Some of they primary concerns tizzle kniznow they dizzay have are: tha normalizizzles optimized, security wasn’t really considered in tha original design but mizzay be included nizzy n tha design must be scalable fo` future growth. Someone wizzill be spend’n time work’n on tha chillin’ side, modify’n code.
Qualifizzles . Holla!: Candidate should have database design skills, preferably in Postgres or Oracle. Also some web develizzles skills such as PHP, Pizzerl, HTML would be helpful upside yo head. It would be good if tha candidate has some basic/dizzles PHP, SQL, HTML cod’n skills n dippin’ worked on a web site is a real plus .
Minimum Education Level: N/A
Hustla Level: N/A
Job Tizzle: Temporary
Job Status: Fizzle Time
Compensizzle: Depend’n on Experience. SOS Technical offa a fizzle range of benefits.
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